Plan de asasinare a presedintelui rus Medvedev... :(

"WASHINGTON—Following the launch of a Justice Department criminal probe into the CIA's alleged abuse of detainees, the intelligence agency was forced last week to complete months of previously scheduled torture over the course of one frenzied weekend. "We were already way behind on false executions as it was," said CIA director Leon Panetta, who was overseeing the consolidation of several human pyramids into one large one so that relentless tauntings and other dehumanizing practices could be accomplished more efficiently. "Only three of the car batteries have any juice left, and these poor dogs are almost too tired to strike. If we weren't keeping these guys awake 24-7, there's no way we'd be able to wrap this up by Sunday." Panetta said that if the CIA didn't finish in time, he will order a covert operative to assassinate Russian president Dmitry Medvedev to take some of the pressure off."- da' de asemenea stire "bomba" ce parere ai, mai sorcovici"??? Nu zici nimic? Ce parere ai despre asemenea intentii criminale???Poftim si sursa informatiei: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cia_forced_to_complete_all