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Не тка давно в Белом доме...We take you now to the Oval Office at the White House. – George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? – Condi Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. – George: Great. Lay it on me. – Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. – George: That's what I want to know. – Condi: That's what I'm telling you. – George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? – Condi: Yes. – George: I mean the fellow's name. – Condi: Hu. – George: The guy in China. – Condi: Hu. – George: The new leader of China. – Condi: Hu. – George: The Chinaman! – Condi: Hu is leading China. – George: Now whaddya' asking me for? – Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. – George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? – Condi: That's the man's name. – George: That's whose name? – Condi: Yes. – George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? – Condi: Yes, sir. – George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. – Condi: That's correct. – George: Then who is in China? – Condi: Yes, sir. – George: Yassir is in China? – Condi: No, sir. – George: Then who is? – Condi: Yes, sir. – George: Yassir? – Condi: No, sir. – George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. – Condi: Kofi? – George: No, thanks. – Condi: You want Kofi? – George: No. – Condi: You don't want Kofi. – George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. – Condi: Yes, sir. – George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. – Condi: Kofi? – George: Milk! Will you please make the call? – Condi: And call who? – George: Who is the guy at the U.N? – Condi: Hu is the guy in China. – George: Will you stay out of China?! – Condi: Yes, sir. – George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. – Condi: Kofi. – George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) – Condi: Rice, here. – George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the MiddleEast?плять валяюс... :))))