Moldova...

Moldova is a modern Empire which doesn't recognise the independence of Romania. The name was stolen by Moldovans from Romanian Moldova Principality. Moldovans are also known to be constantly angry and depressed because people usually confuse them with the more popular, richer, handsome and generally better, Maldivian people from the Maldives. | National anthem| "Dragostea Din Tei!" by Ozone [edit] EconomyThe economy of Moldova is being measured in Goat Domestic Product which is currently 7, although the Prime Minister doubts the statistical validity of the study. He claims the Cow Domestic Product should be added in, as well as the Sheep Domestic Product.In the past Moldova used to cultivate grapes, however all grapes grown in Moldova are currently sour, lacking the sun that shines only over the prosperous Tiraspol.In present year of 2008, Moldovan economy recorded record agro-industrial output of three vegetables and one fruit. Minister for Agricultural Output for the Republic of Moldova, Vasile Pingu, applauded collective farm 12 for exceeding production quota and awarded state distinctions sincere. Minister for Agricultural Output for the Republic of Moldova, Vasile Pingu, announced that production quotas now so high that European Union wishes to join Republic of Moldova in integrationist confederation of agro-industrial nations to facilitate economic flourishment. * For Sale: Republic of Moldova, call me 0690070xx [edit] GeographyMoldova is bordering the Atlantic Ocean to East and the Pacific to the West, being a multinational secular state with respect to all national minorities - these have recently been allowed to go in public without a blue hat. But still women can not vote during the Eurovision song contest.Nevertheless, except krAjder, aGurcik (most success business woman in Moldova, made 50bani (0.01pence) in one year for prostitituting to babboons!), Gnilka(russia's spy in Moldova), Tsugurt (hot girl