Admini Vs Pompieri Vs Comsonauti..

Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?Are you at a career crossroads? Are you asking "Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?" Here is a handy comparison chart that may help you make your decision.PURPOSE OF YOUR CAREERAstronaut: Advancing scientific knowledge for the good of humanity.Firefighter: Saving lives and property.Sysadmin: Assuring uninterrupted access to alt.binaries.erotica.sheep.ADVICE YOU'LL GIVE KIDS WHO WANT TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPSAstronaut: "Study science and math and eat your vegetables."Firefighter: "Study science and math and eat your vegetables."Sysadmin: "DON'T DO IT! RUN AWAY!"QUESTION YOU'LL BE MOST TIRED OF ANSWERINGAstronaut: "Where do you go to the bathroom?"Firefighter: "Do you really slide down a pole when the alarm goes off?"Sysadmin: "Can't you do anything about all this spam I've been getting?"WILL YOU EVER BE ON TV?Astronaut: Yes!Firefighter: Occasionally.Sysadmin: Only MSNBC's "The Site," which doesn't technically count as TV.WILL YOUR JOB EVER GET ANY EASIER?Astronaut: As computers get more and more advanced and able to control more of the functions of the space vehicle, yes.Firefighter: As more and more people install smoke detectors in their homes, yes.Sysadmin: As more and more clueless newbies discover the Internet, absolutely not.INSPIRING MOVIE ABOUT YOUR PROFESSIONAstronaut: "The Right Stuff"Firefighter: "Backdraft"Sysadmin: Uh... gee, I'm really drawing a blank here... "Wargames"?YOUR WORK HOURSAstronaut: Fairly long days during the mission, but lots and lots of time between missions to relax.Firefighter: 24-hour shifts, but 48 hours between shifts to relax.Sysadmin: Not really "work hours" or even "work days"... more like "work millenia."FRINGE BENEFITS OF YOUR JOBAstronaut: Lots of good stories to tell to impress members of the opposite sex.Firefighter: Lots of good stories to tell to impress members of the opposite sex.Sysadmin: You get ALL of the jokes in "Dilbert."NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOUR PROFESSIONAstronaut: A few, from people who think the government should be spending its money in different ways.Firefighter: A few, from people who think you take too long to arrive following a 911 call.Sysadmin: You'll have to learn what comes after "trillion" to be able to count them all.YOUR VEHICLEAstronaut: Multimillion-dollar space vehicle atop multi million dollar rocket.Firefighter: Big red truck with flashing lights and siren.Sysadmin: 1978 AMC Gremlin.In conclusion, if the sysadmin option has seemed the most appealing in even one of these categories, you should become a sysadmin.~~~~~~~~http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/systemadministrator.htmDeci.. Ati ales.. Ce vreti sa fiti? ;)