Never Lie to Girls

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a littlegirl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, hewas in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him whathappened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing Iknow is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her. What didyou do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "Tohim? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so Ibroke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" Moral of the story------------> Never lie to girls